Ok, ok, ok, here's my take on the Dutch Debate. *yawns*

First off, let me tell you I feel compelled to write about last night's Pennsylvania debate because it's technically news, although, nothing new was said in, or, resulted from it. Yeah, so what Ol' Hen Hill backhandedly admitted Egg Obama was fit for the White House. Um, last I checked, it isn't her approval he needs and it was something we already knew. Yeah, she apologized for 'misspeaking' about her arrival in Bosnia. Again, so what. Oh yeah, 'The Boss' endorsed Obama. Great! Is he a PA superdelegate? No? Well then, it's nice and all but who cares?

What everybody keeps missing, and I keep writing, is while these two do their prolonged dance, which has devolved into a pathetic shuffle, Egg McCain gains.

THEIR PROLONGED DANCE HELPS MCCAIN: "LOOK MA, WE CAN PLAY NICE."

Photo courtesy of Reuters

This Associated Press article, sadly stated this Democratic Primary could last for several more months. Oh lawd, please end it now! Just because it can, doesn't mean it should. The people are growing bored of these two and the longer they campaign against each other, the more opportunity they will have for gaffes like Obama's idiotic 'faith and guns' statement.

The idea he would say that about small town America while in big city San Francisco, proves he can pander, which as the headlines showed was his biggest mistake to date. It was, indeed, the gaffe the GOP waited for; a bigger gift than the Wright debacle because it fell from the loquacious lips of Egg Obama himself.

Meanwhile, back at the shit-kicker ranch, Egg McCain goes to those same, rural, small towns, where folks pray to God before hunting down the deer He created with some rifle approved by the other supreme entity worthy of their worship, the National Rifle Association, to campaign, not to the likes of blue-collar GOP voters, but to Dems who crossed party lines more than 20 years ago.

As I said in "Caught Up in the Packaging," McCain will get votes of centrist Dems and as another AP article confirms, not only was I right but he's started long before the Dem candidate is even decided. McCain and his troops are looking for some mythical specimens, who once sent that *ahem* 'great' Republican President Ronald Reagan to the White House, er, the "Reagan Democrats." Um, told ya.

THE ELEPHANT AND HIS 'HERO'

Photo courtesy of AFP/Getty Images/Joshua Lott

So while Ol' Hen Hill and Egg Obama were going around in circles last night, McCain was cleverly sneaking about in Pennsylvania Dutch Country too, however, his speeches didn't fall on the ears of the bored and distracted. Instead, his words were gobbled up by the disenfranchised, blue-collar whites, who believe Obama to be that Harvard elitist they wanted him to be. These folks, who largely support Ol' Hen Hill according to one university poll, eagerly awaited a reason not to vote for Obama and he gave it to them. Now, McCain will benefit by having gone places where no other presidential candidate has gone before.

That's one in the win for the GOP. The herd eyes the big picture while the donkeys focus on minutae. It's a sure-fire way to squander the leverage eight years of Reigning Cracked Egg Supreme gifted to the Dems. Makes you wonder if the Dems even deserve the White House.