Butt Ugly Slut
It's not very often I blog twice in one day. But after Mojadeab left his comment on SpitFired!, I started poking around on the most famous piece-o-ass of the moment, Ashley Dupre's MySpace page. The hoe shit must be catchy because after 30 seconds there, I knew I was going to do two in one day.
The name of this entry is not what I think about her but the name of a profile song, done by an Ashley Dupre imposter. As a matter of fact, MySpace is flooded with Ashley wanna-bes. When exactly did people start aspiring to be outed puss peddlers? *SMH* Mojadeab, you are quite right. Dupre will be rich and famous just as sure as Steamrolling Spitzer is about to be flattened. The reason I can say that with such confidence is, Poynter Institute, a resource site for journalists, sent out, "Cashing in on the Governor's Call Girl" with tips on how to make this story sing! Thanks, Al.
Here's an excerpt from the "About Me" on Ashley's actual MySpace page, which logged 6.2 million hits since the story broke:
"It started when I moved in with a musician during my odyssey to New York. One day, I was in the shower singing “respect.” He and his lead guitarist burst in, had me repeat it and it started. We wrote, rehearsed and toured. After recording a bit with them, I decided to move to Manhattan to pursue my music career. I spent the first two years getting to know the music scene, networking in clubs and connecting with the industry. Now, it’s all about my music. It’s all about expressing me. I can sit here now, and knowingly tell you that life’s hard sometimes. But, I made it. I’m still here and I love who I am. If I never went through the hard times, I would not be able to appreciate the good ones. Cliché, yes, but I know it’s true. I have experienced just how hard it can be."
I'd say she's seen some HARD times alright. Given her profession, I'd say there are some dubious claims in the telling of her own story. It's HARD for me to believe what her brother claims, "She's just trying to get through this..."
HARD TIME HOOKA IN ST. TROPEZ!
Photo taken from Ashley's public MySpace page
But I have little pity for Dupre as she has YET to privatize her MySpace page. Instead, her publicist sent out media notifications about Dupre's music site. And, her 'music,' which includes a terrible song called, What We Want outsold Barenaked Ladies (baaah! appropriate company) and Radiohead in one day. America has truly lost its collective mind.
More to the point, if she were mortified her page would be closed to the general public and/or gone. Hell, I binned a rotten egg and closed my page to avoid attracting others. She most definitely wouldn't be trying to cash in. This broad fucked and sucked a disgraced governor who may have used the public funds of the most highly visible state in America to screw her and she's out front-and-center wanting sympathy? Simple-minded heifer.
ASHLEY ALEXANDRA DUPRE: HARD TIME HOE ON BIG EFFIN' YACHT IN ST. TROPEZ
Photo courtesy of AP via Ashley's public MySpace page. Btw, pic is still there.
On to the Ashley imposter. More prowling around the fake hoe's page, and one can clearly see he wasn't out to hide much. That Ashley lists her occupation as "Prick." I'd agree. On MySpace, most people would see this as cheek, claiming she loves being an ass but being that pricks are, in fact, her line of work, it would have been a level of honesty, Spitz could only admire.
Here are some other tidbits from that fake Ashley's MySpace page:
Status: Married
Education: Grad/Professional school
Here's the doozie I love most:
Ethnicity: Black/African descent. ("Where's my shotgun!" That's what the fuck Spitzer would say if he EVER found that to be true. There are plenty of us, who can pass for white, just ask Karen E. Quinones Miller, author of the novel Passin.) But fear not, Spitz. Your favorite piece-o-tail isn't African-American. If she were she might have chosen the E-V-E and Satisfaction as her profile song. Here's a lyric:
"This hoe shit/is my shit, bitch/and I'm the captain..."
I'd imagine this prick faked Ashley to cash in by getting more hits on his boring ass page. Or, like the rest of the fake Ashleys out there, who are so obessed with pop culture they will do anything to feel like they are a part of it.
I went to Ashley's page looking for evidence of her music, this supposed career that her sweat, semen and chastity were sacrified for, but sadly, what she calls music sounds like more digitized crap. While America gobbles it up, I think I actually preferred the Butt Ugly Slut.
The name of this entry is not what I think about her but the name of a profile song, done by an Ashley Dupre imposter. As a matter of fact, MySpace is flooded with Ashley wanna-bes. When exactly did people start aspiring to be outed puss peddlers? *SMH* Mojadeab, you are quite right. Dupre will be rich and famous just as sure as Steamrolling Spitzer is about to be flattened. The reason I can say that with such confidence is, Poynter Institute, a resource site for journalists, sent out, "Cashing in on the Governor's Call Girl" with tips on how to make this story sing! Thanks, Al.
Here's an excerpt from the "About Me" on Ashley's actual MySpace page, which logged 6.2 million hits since the story broke:
"It started when I moved in with a musician during my odyssey to New York. One day, I was in the shower singing “respect.” He and his lead guitarist burst in, had me repeat it and it started. We wrote, rehearsed and toured. After recording a bit with them, I decided to move to Manhattan to pursue my music career. I spent the first two years getting to know the music scene, networking in clubs and connecting with the industry. Now, it’s all about my music. It’s all about expressing me. I can sit here now, and knowingly tell you that life’s hard sometimes. But, I made it. I’m still here and I love who I am. If I never went through the hard times, I would not be able to appreciate the good ones. Cliché, yes, but I know it’s true. I have experienced just how hard it can be."
I'd say she's seen some HARD times alright. Given her profession, I'd say there are some dubious claims in the telling of her own story. It's HARD for me to believe what her brother claims, "She's just trying to get through this..."
HARD TIME HOOKA IN ST. TROPEZ!
Photo taken from Ashley's public MySpace page
But I have little pity for Dupre as she has YET to privatize her MySpace page. Instead, her publicist sent out media notifications about Dupre's music site. And, her 'music,' which includes a terrible song called, What We Want outsold Barenaked Ladies (baaah! appropriate company) and Radiohead in one day. America has truly lost its collective mind.
More to the point, if she were mortified her page would be closed to the general public and/or gone. Hell, I binned a rotten egg and closed my page to avoid attracting others. She most definitely wouldn't be trying to cash in. This broad fucked and sucked a disgraced governor who may have used the public funds of the most highly visible state in America to screw her and she's out front-and-center wanting sympathy? Simple-minded heifer.
ASHLEY ALEXANDRA DUPRE: HARD TIME HOE ON BIG EFFIN' YACHT IN ST. TROPEZ
Photo courtesy of AP via Ashley's public MySpace page. Btw, pic is still there.
On to the Ashley imposter. More prowling around the fake hoe's page, and one can clearly see he wasn't out to hide much. That Ashley lists her occupation as "Prick." I'd agree. On MySpace, most people would see this as cheek, claiming she loves being an ass but being that pricks are, in fact, her line of work, it would have been a level of honesty, Spitz could only admire.
Here are some other tidbits from that fake Ashley's MySpace page:
Status: Married
Education: Grad/Professional school
Here's the doozie I love most:
Ethnicity: Black/African descent. ("Where's my shotgun!" That's what the fuck Spitzer would say if he EVER found that to be true. There are plenty of us, who can pass for white, just ask Karen E. Quinones Miller, author of the novel Passin.) But fear not, Spitz. Your favorite piece-o-tail isn't African-American. If she were she might have chosen the E-V-E and Satisfaction as her profile song. Here's a lyric:
"This hoe shit/is my shit, bitch/and I'm the captain..."
I'd imagine this prick faked Ashley to cash in by getting more hits on his boring ass page. Or, like the rest of the fake Ashleys out there, who are so obessed with pop culture they will do anything to feel like they are a part of it.
I went to Ashley's page looking for evidence of her music, this supposed career that her sweat, semen and chastity were sacrified for, but sadly, what she calls music sounds like more digitized crap. While America gobbles it up, I think I actually preferred the Butt Ugly Slut.
loool!
U got it MISSY, u got it!
dis chick is supa DUMB..poor Ashley..she had such a HARD life!
just like u said: I got a girl U wanna meet her?? her name is 9mm! lol
ok, ok..so if she is blak den my dad is from Africa n u know how REALLY white im theze dayz! lol
i had fun when i was readin dis ur article! thnx 4 it!
much luv hunnie!
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Hey kitty KaT,
Exactly, these MySpace idiots are pretending to be her and WHY? I couldn't even tell you but as they have all downloaded her picture and use it as their profile images it is easy for her to hide amongst the imposters. However, I am quite certain she doesn't want to. Alas, her page is the only music artist (apparently, that label is awarded quite loosely) among the bunch.
Yeah, I don't think your dad is from the big A but maybe your man's dad is, or at least, was... LOL.
Thanks for stopping by sweetie and much love right back to ya,
LL
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The first thing that came to my mind was "wow, she's only 22 years old". I don't particularly hate on her - I think I pity her more than anything. Clearly, there's an emptiness there. But I keep coming back to the money - $4300 AN HOUR?!?! WTF was she doing to Spitzer to warrant a rate like that?!?!?
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Well, DAY, I'm not hating.
Anyone who sells their own ass for any amount of money, definitely needs help. I mean, our people are still combating the residual effects of being sold into this society, so anyone who would elect to do that to themselves has got BIG issues coupled with NO morals. However, as the rate is commanded before she ever spread her legs, it's simply the idea she is an available piece of 'high-class' ass willing to do whatever for him. As Maureen Dowd, pointed out in her NYT opinion piece about the subject, when making the date the madam says: "You can have Christy for $4,000 or you can have Julie for $1,000. The customer doesn't realize Christy and Julie are the same girl." That's not an exact quote from her piece but the sentiment is her example.
Also, one must realize we are talking about the price for ass who would do such a thing. I contend, my ass is worth a lot more than the purported $80,000 Spitz spent on Ashley and the likes of her. I may not be as young or as experienced (baaaah!) as a hooker but the mere fact I would never do such a thing, raises my stock value through the roof. And, I don't need an investment banker to tell me that. LOL.
That's not what you did back in the day, is it?
Thanks for hanging out at the Met today.
LL
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Butt Ugly Slut?
Puss Peddler?
LMAO! Don't hold back guys let it rip.
Her song? I heard she gets approx $.98 cents for every time some listens.
Since her oral or ordeal with the Gov she is now a millionaire because of all the hits. I haven't done that as supporting "Puss," is not on my top 10 or priorities for 2008.
Ashley is right up there but can't touch the Blue Dress, pizza eating, blue spermed dress of the once beached whale Monica. Where is she today?
Maybe if she could have sung instead of swallowed she would be financially set like this puss.
Her resume prior to the Gov was a crack whore so this says much about our politicians we put into office. Spit and that she did...
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Hey Nash,
Well that beached whale you mentioned at least had higher ambitions: she didn't settle for power at the lowly state level. LOL. And, what a scandal that would have been if that intern had, in turn, charged the Pres for said services. The man was already impeached for free, consentual sex. I didn't read about the $.98 per click play and I already admitted to clicking, gratefully it was only once. If the 6.2 million hits to her MySpacee results in clicks on her song, I would gladly donate my buck so Assley (baaaah!) never sings another note. LMAO but seriously though.
Thanks for stopping by,
LL
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lol... you gotta love pop culture, everybody eats it up!! Everybody loves a soap opera, the dirtier the better. The more people involved the better and if at the end of it somebody either dies or loses there livelihood, that's the cream on top that we love the most. SCANDAL!! Everybody in, the things that become the whispers in little towns at every grocery store line, church and school. This girl knew what she was doing, but she is no Paris Hilton, because she doesn't have money to back up her misfortunes. And why isn't anyone tripping on the age different? This girl is a baby compared to this man! I guess that will surface later? Now onto the money part ;P My girl knew how to sell that stuff, she should have named herself "Sunshine" because that's the only way 4,300 dollars would be acceptable. I'll put it this way, it's like I heard and old man say to me," She better chew gum and pop bubbles." I almost fell out when he said that. It's like I said before...Ain't that American everybody searching for that 15 minutes of fame no matter what the cost.
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Oh Muj!
Don't get me started on Paris Hilton, the celebrity who is a celebrity because she is a celebrity... *SMH* I am so tired of people with no talent or innovation reaping the rewards due to people with talent, innovation and real style. Ugh. As Americans, our priorities are so screwed up.
You talk about the age difference but I say it's irrelevant as she was an adult and she was the one selling. He didn't rape her (as far as we know, maybe that's what he paid for hence the hefty fee, hmmmm) or coerce her to do what she did. I will say this, I have been in the French Riveria and from the looks of the yacht in the picture (the height of it compared to the smaller yachts in the background), Spitz wasn't her first john paying that kind of dough. No, her age isn't the problem, it's her morals and his too. Another thing about the price, if her johns can afford to charter yachts in the Cote d'Azur then it's simply the price the market price. If you are the type to sell your own ass, I'd say you'd better get top dollar because the real value is totally deflated despite whatever quasi-fame she'll get out of this pathetic scandal.
Thanks for coming back!
LL
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