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LoisLane's Metropolis

Ain't What It Used To Be

Ever since I've returned from Prague, I've been in flux. I'm perpetually hovering on decisions based completely on events I cannot control.

What job will I get? Where will I get it? WHEN the hell will I get it?

I came back to New York City partly because getting work here for me has always been easy. Well, not this time. At least, not yet...<< MORE >>

Not So Sweet and Downlow

My life has morphed into the Sex in the City episode that never was. In the latest turn of events, Mr. Big's sexuality is in a high state of doubt...<< MORE >>

Monkey Business

By now everybody knows that two cops were called upon to gun down an errant chimp on Monday night in Stamford, Connecticut. What you may or may not know is that the New York Post today ran a cartoon by their in-house artist, Sean Delonas, depicting that scene. In true NYPost and Delonas fashion, the publication did not miss the opportunity to tie it in to the new administration. See for yourself...<< MORE >>

Sexual Closure

I've been home almost two weeks and all I can say: It's been interesting.

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A New Chapter

It's so strange: Going home is proving harder than leaving it.

When I left in 2007, I was filled with anxious anticipation. I was nervous about what I would experience and how I would handle it. I was nervous about whether I could actually travel by myself in places like France, Spain and Italy. I proved I could. I proved that I could not only travel alone but make friends wherever I am. Beyond that, I proved that I could not only go to a place for a short period of time and survive but that I could become part of ...<< MORE >>

Here I Go Again

Hello? Is this thing on? *taps mike* Yeah, well, I'm back. I moved to this here spot because I wanted a broader audience while I wrote about my travels on The Blog, which had caught on the year after I started it on MySpace. Funny thing is, I don't even use MySpace much anymore after swearing I would never switch. I use Facebook. It really goes to show how things change given a long enough time line...<< MORE >>

SMACKDOWN!

When I first saw this clip, my jaw hit the floor. I still managed to clap in amazement. Not because it was anything really new but because it was being said on a public stage. Maybe those of you who watch Keith Olbermann religiously won't be surprised or have seen it. If you haven't, you must.

Olbermann singlehandedly takes on Reigning Cracked Egg Supreme in a no holds barred commentary that points to why this man should be impeached and then prosecuted for war crimes against humanity.

KEITH OLBERMANN VERBALLY SMACKS IDIOT BUSH


Olbermann has restored a bit of ...<< MORE >>

Woman

Today, I'm sitting here thinking to myself, when I gave my mother her nickname: Woman.

I can't remember when I did it. It was, at least, 10 years ago. Yeah, yeah I know...<< MORE >>

Goal!

It's been a while since I've written about my travel adventures. I couldn't let today go by without giving it a mention. Why? Because today marks a year that I left the US to travel and live abroad.

It was my goal to stay gone one year. It was my hope not to return for an indefinite period of time. For those of you who may not know, my journey carried me through the fjords in the land of the midnight sun in Norway, the ghettos of Paris along with the jardins of the Louvre, the pink sunrises, super yachts and fresh food of Antibes, the walls of ...<< MORE >>

BLACKed Out

Although I live on foreign soil, my heart and mind is back home in the States. Why? Because our impending election will shape not just our future but how the rest of the world views us.

Whether you realize it or not, you--we are seen as warmonging, imperialists who push our beliefs on smaller nations for profit. They believe this because of how our country is governed. Given that evidence, they would be correct.... << MORE >>